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Monday, October 30, 2006

 

Stop Watching Porn and Play the Game

The Sporting Chance Clinic assists athletes with addictive illnesses and has been assigned to help players in the English Premier League with their...internet porn obsession. Personally, if I was in the Premiership I would use my spare time for more "live" porn, if you will. According to a spokesman for the clinic, "It becomes a problem when he is doing it 14, 15, 16 times and then when he stops, he is playing a football game and he is thinking `I can't wait to get back to that site'."

Um, yeah. I hope these guys aren't making a run up the sideline when they suddenly think, "damn I can't wait to get home and break out the hand lotion". We wouldn't want lapses in concentration like that, it could diminish the quality of the game.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=388746&cc=5901

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