Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Tom Cruise...Still Gay
My dad and I were rooting for the Vikings anyway since the Skins are in the Giants division (actual conversation):
First cut to Cruise
Me: "Why the hell is Tom Cruise at a football game? He must be here for the tight pants."
Dad: "Oh come on! Who the hell wears a suit to a football game?"
Me: "He must have just gotten off the golf course."
Dad: "Ok, this is why the Redskins should lose, no one who invites Tom Cruise to their game deserves to win".
It would have been a historic MNF debut for ESPN if they could have somehow replaced all of that wasted time on Tom Cruise shots with an interview. Any sort of interview, and better yet, they should have let Suzy Kolber do it. This would be like the opposite of Vin Diesel showing up at a gymnastics competition.