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Thursday, August 17, 2006

 

Mo Money for Mo Clarett

There is good news from the Maurice Clarett saga. If he plays in (and wins) 20,000 games with the Mahoning Valley Hitmen, he can post bail. The Hitmen, of course are the Eastern Indoor Football League team who signed him several weeks ago. They are "bound by league rules" to pay their players $200 per game. But there's more, if you are on the winning team you get a incentive bonus! $50 more! Check it out on their website.

You can also see that they are hosting an open try-out which you have to pay for if you wish to participate. But I mean it's only $50 if you register ahead of time, so you can make that back with your first win, right? No location or date is listed, but they have a cell phone number that you can call 24 hours a day, which is reassuring.

You can check out their schedule for the season on their website as well. You may notice that they have no games scheduled against the 4 other "teams" yet. Another team, the Bayshore Brawlers, claims to have "more dance team members than team members". The Pittsburgh 3 Rivers Rats are the only other team who have a website, which consists solely of an article about how they are in a lawsuit over their team name. The other two teams do not have websites, and there is no evidence to suggest that they even exist
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