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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

 

7th Floor Crew Takes a Hit

While it is not confirmed whether they were in fact badge-carrying members of Miami's infamous "7th Floor Crew", there will be a handful of Hurricanes suspended or shot in the ass when the season begins. The 7th Floor Crew, of course, was a group of UMiami football players who compiled hilarious 9 minute rap about how they all pass their ho's around. There is no confirmation if members of the crew such as T-Good the "Big Dick Bandit" or "King Ding-a-Ling" are among those in hot water, as members of the crew do not disclose their true identities.

Four Miami players are suspended for violating team policy, and another was really shot in the ass by what ESPN.com calls an "unknown assailant". In a related story, the Portland Trailblazers traded Steve Blake this week because he hadn't been arrested in his first 2 years with the team.

If you haven't heard the song yet, I strongly suggest you try and Google it. I couldn't put a link to it here because I can't really listen at work to see if its a good version.

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